 A Good Friend |
| Reviewer: Morgen, |
This product serves as a good friend whenever you need one. The product description says that it's "flexible," which it is indeed. The dildo isn't stiff and painful and it isn't like puddy either, it can stand up on its own but has the ability to move and bend as you [more often than not] will it to do so...
He's a pretty fat sucker though, which I'm guessing might take some getting used to for other consumers out there that aren't used to that much pink power. But whether you love the soft and flexible curviture of him for vaginal or anal techniques it's all good.
The only downsides include the fact that the product description doesn't tell you (nor does the packaging) what it is literally made out of. Which can be troubling as to whether you intend to use water-based or silicon-based lubricants for anal entry... If you aren't aware of what the product is made out of, your libricant might end up corroding the product.
Another downside is the fact that because this is bright pink, it has the potential to lose its luster after a few uses. While washing it a few times obviously restores its color a bit; after anal a few times, you'll notice the "pink" begin to turn more into a "salmon"-like color. But as far as functionability goes, its a winner. |
Perfect Replica of a Real Penis!
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| Reviewer: T. Sherry, Buffalo, NY |
| This is the perfect heft.... Just heavy enough to be a real dick and all that it needs to be. It is just the right size and shape. The veins and bumps replicate the feeling of a healthy large erect dick. Great for inserting while tongue-ing your lady for extra pleasure! |
Stinky Dildo
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| Reviewer: Nobleman500, SW Virginia USA |
| You will never loose this item because the odor is SO strong. I thought the strong latex odor would dissipate with time. Even being left out to "air" it still has a very strong odor. Also, if you insert it in your anus it stains and it is impossible to get it clean looking again. Would not recommend this item. |
Well....
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| Reviewer: Nikki Holloway, Seattle, Washington USA |
It's ok, but way too big for me. My boyfriend bought this for me recently but not from Amazon. It is difficult to go in even slathered in lubricant, kinda hurts, has a strong rubbery smell, and I have the undying phobia that it will somehow "stretch me out", i know it probably won't but it's my paranoia..
Overall, tears easy... too big, too pink. |
good item
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| Reviewer: sara kelly dyer, sundown tx |
| no suction cup and no balls on it but good enough to get jollies on. |
Nice, but too big.
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| Reviewer: April, |
This would be so much nicer for me if it was smaller! I'm not a petite little thing either - I'm 5'8" but this was huge. I've thought bigger was better, but I learned it the hard way that's not always the case. Ouchie.
It actually smelled good, contrary to previous reviews (maybe they changed up the smell) - lightly scented with something...
I'm bummed this was too big for me, but it would be great for ladies (or gentlemen) who can handle bigger widths. It was about 5.3" at the head and 5" at the shaft. |
WOW!
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| Reviewer: D. Abbott, Monticello, FL USA |
| I only rate this 5 stars because its extra soft and extra huge! When I recieved it just by looking at it I knew its too big for me so I had to return it! But recommended for people who like BIG! |
The Best
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| Reviewer: V. Arismendez, Shafter, CA |
| I bought this item for my wife and she LOVED IT! It is so life like and not to hard like some toys. I used it on her while giving her some tounge action and she damn near woke up the neighbors. I would definitly recommend this item to couples who like to have man made fun in the bedroom or women who like to take hard poundings. |
Fun Toy For Her
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| Reviewer: John Ringer, California |
| I did not notice the smell like some others had mentioned. My wife also did not complain of the size like others. As a matter of fact she took all of this and loved the natural size and feel. It is supersized and thick so if you are not ready for a porn size toy look at others. If you are looking for a fun way to fill up the wife while she takes care of you in other ways then this is a great item to have on hand. |
Top Drawer
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| Reviewer: S. Thompson, Florida, USA |
We love this item. Always keep this one handy.
Buyer beware-- this is not for everyday. Big.
Still, I wouldn't want to be without it. |
Whoa nellie!
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| Reviewer: Hope, Maryland, USA |
Pros:
* Veins are a nice touch and feel great.
* Texture -- every toy should feel like this! Super silky and pliable, yet maintains shape.
* Color -- I bought pink, but had blue and purple to choose from too. Color's cute.
* Good length, for grabbing onto.
Cons:
* The smell is STRONG, like a sweet-smelling plastic. I can tolerate it but yeah, it's definitely noticeable.
* It. Is. Huge. Circumference-wise...a bit too big, really (I'm female). I think a half inch less would have been perfect.
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Big but worth it
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| Reviewer: Christina, |
| This thing is huge, but I like it. The only bad thing about it is that it looses its color after awhile; otherwise, it's a really nice. |
Mr Softee
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| Reviewer: S.B., Texas |
| I really love this item. Although it does have a strong rubbery smell |
Huge but soft
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| Reviewer: Finicky Consumer, Hendersonville, NC USA |
| This big daddy is about 8 inches long and pretty thick. It is, as the name implies, very soft and flexible. Work your way up to this one or maybe buy something smaller. This toy is for those who like to feel filled up and then some. To get rid of most of the plastic smell just soak for 2 hours in highly-fragrant soap and warm water solution. |
redneck
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| Reviewer: Redneck, |
| This is by far the best sex toy that we have ever owned. We have a alot of different things that hurt my wife when going in even with lube, but not this one. It is just about the same size as me just not as thick as me but it is a little bit longer by about half an inch or so.All the ladies that say it is way to fat made my day. It is the perfect size it could be just a bit thicker. As far the smell yea it smells but not that bad.It does not require much lube and it goes right in.Great for going down on her while using the Mr. Softee.If this one wears out any time soon I will buy 2 more. Every lady out there needs this toy it is wonderful.It is very realistic,soft, and flexible. |
Good but smelly
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| Reviewer: AP, Florida |
| This is a good product. It's large and soft and has a realistic look. The only drawback is the plastic smell that won't go away. The smell is not enough to outweigh the benefits, but it is annoying. |
Satisfied
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| Reviewer: J. Perez, |
| Very soft, much like the real thing. I give it a thumbs up all the way. |
mr softee
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| Reviewer: K. Greene, |
| It's just like the real thing with a little added length and like real veins to massage your insides!! |
great toy
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| Reviewer: S. Marrs, |
| I love this thing when I don't want the noise of a vibrator |
This item..
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| Reviewer: PiratesRock45, Texas |
| This item is extremely satisfying. It is very flexible and even if it is a little big, it feels fantastic and similar to the real thing! |
great
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| Reviewer: Ashley, |
| well I'm a married woman and my husband enjoys using this on me sometimes to spice things up a bit but be warned it is alot bigger then i expected and hurts me and he is always begging to ram it in me but it usually ends up ruining the mood because it hurts me too badly. so if your tight like me you'll be able to enjoy the head of it lol thats about it |
Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Cotton Candy Pink
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| Reviewer: S. M. W., Grand Junction, CO USA |
| Was a little bit too big, and ended up tossing it because of that. Had a very strong rubber smell. |
baby blue
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| Reviewer: J. Jones, |
| when i opened the package i noticed a plastic/rubbery smell to it I washed it a few times but it's still there. i also noticed it collects lint no matter how I store it. other than that it has a nice size and it does what it's meant to ;) |
Not happening.
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| Reviewer: J. Miller, Southern California |
I guess my girlfriend was way too tight for this product. It is hard to tell exactly how large it is when you see it online, but it was too large for her. She didn't enjoy it and it was tossed.
May be more enjoyable for a girl who has had children or who needs a larger instrument. |
Huge
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| Reviewer: KTee, |
| Huge is about all that I can say. I don't think that I was expecting it at all and have not used it much as a result. |
very large, very stinky
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| Reviewer: lauren, |
| it's huge, which isn't a bad thing, but so smelly i don't even want to use it. the smell gets on everything it touches. you can smell it on your hands, even after washing your hands. |
toy
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| Reviewer: J. Fleury, Ct |
| Hate the smell. could smell it even after i put it in the trash. |
It Smells
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| Reviewer: G.D.V., NEW YORK |
| It's too big even for normal people. It's so uncomfortable to use. Even with lubricant, it hurts. What a waste of money. Now I have to ask my boyfriend to get one for me when it's our anniversary. |
WTF!?
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| Reviewer: Kaitlyn Creney, Waterford, ME United States |
| I'm gonna call this the "Vag Beast!" This thing tore me a new one, literrally! I don't know what I could have possibally done wrong!! I put it in my mouth and it got stuck! I had to go to the emegency room to get it removed. I practically inhaled it in its entierty, the previous fluids and smells made my throat and speech unpleasant to say the least. Now no one will talk to me at work.. thanx vag beast |
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